In this strange world we live in, there's news of the weird and news of the "seriously? no fucking way"! Earlier in the week, the good lord took Lucha minis La Parkita and El Espectrito, but not in a way that would warrant a tearful 10-bell salute.
It's terrible any way you cut it, but it's so completely ridiculous that it can't be ignored. I'm sure that these women of ill repute have a change purse full of roofies, and didn't for a second think that a simple swindle would lead to them becoming mini-murderers. There's a lesson to be learned from all of this, but thankfully it's one of those lessons that you can learn from very, very far away.