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The always reliable Onion News Network has the surprising news that Lars von Trier's directorial follow-up to "Antichrist" is a new series of ads encouraging people to visit his native Denmark. Here's a handy traveler's tip: book your trip for the harsh winter months if you want to really enjoy all the soul-crushing despair Denmark offers, not to mention the lovely Christmas markets.

Think you've seen it all in a zombie film my friends? Well think again! The red band trailer for George A. Romero's next film "Survival of the Dead" is up and running and guess what? It's got a zombie on a horse! Yes the clip is short and you don't get to enjoy the zombie horse riding in all its horse glory but still it's pretty exciting. I almost like the fact that you don't see the horse. Maybe it's a zombie horse? I don't know, the possibilities are really endless. I need to calm down.

Ya know, with some different music the trailer for "After.Life" could come off as a pretty nutty comedy. The film stars Christina Ricci as Anna, a sassy young tart who finds herself inside a funeral home with Eliot Deacon, played by Liam Neeson, after a fatal car crash. Eliot convinces her that she is dead and he's the only person who can see her and apparently that she also must wear a red nighty in the great beyond. Sounds like a sick plot to get some girl he's into to run around his funeral home in next to nothing for his own amusement. But whatever, we'll go the horror rout.

Babies are so cute and adorable no matter what they do. When they spill crap people think it's the sweetest thing they've ever seen and when they cut their babysitter into pieces it's like eatin a little slice of sunshine. Or so "Murder Baby" would have you believe. "Murder Baby" is the latest internet craze that's sweeping the nation. It's also Eric's latest attempt to get me fired from my job because of the results I get when I use Google's image search for posts like this. Fear the children people, fear them.