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Submitted by mark on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 18:32.

MC Paul Barman is, as my good friend The Iron Sheik would put it, "a very intelligent jew." Besides being the person responsible for some of the most creative rhyming in the history of hip hop (Cock mobster/it's a porn utopia/a cornucopia/of warm fallopia/Cock mobster/my dandy voice/ makes the most anti-choice Granny's panties moist), he's got some poignant little point-lets about art, music, humor etc. It's worth a watch, and buy his new shit when it comes out. Serious!

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I was totally on board until

Submitted by Eric on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 19:29.

I was totally on board until the last 30 seconds or so when he goes off the deep end. Wow, he's so indie because he doesn't care about seeing Star Wars. It could just be me, but I really hate that music snob kind of attitude. Yes I get snobby about some movies, but I can also appreciate a blockbuster or even a pop song if it's done right.

That said, the song where he rhymes celebrity females names with what perverse things he wants to do to them is pretty frigging amazing. What's it called? Anyone?

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"Cock Mobster" is the name

Submitted by mark on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 20:13.

"Cock Mobster" is the name of the song.

The point he's making, at least as I see it, is that a lot of times people will tell you to see something solely for the purpose of perpetuating the hype machine, with no real reasoning either way. It's not an issue of quality. When I tell someone to see Sleepaway Camp II, I know exactly why I like it and why I'm recommending it. It seems to me that he's saying that most mainstream garbage ends up blowing up not because it's good, but because it has generated sufficient hype.

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Maybe, I'm just saying his

Submitted by Eric on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 20:18.

Maybe, I'm just saying his point wasn't made very eloquently and came off very annoyingly hipsterish. Especially because the rest of what he said was actually pretty interesting.

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haha yeah well he's also

Submitted by mark on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 20:20.

haha yeah well he's also obscenely awkward, which doesn't help his case. I'm just used to hearing that sort of inflection from your average nerd at RIT, so my perception may be skewed.

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That is true, you are

Submitted by Eric on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 20:25.

That is true, you are surrounded by a special kind of nerd out there.

Seriously though, anyone who hasn't heard Cock Mobster needs to right now, if only for this line:

"I'm immersed in Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley"

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The Joy of Your World

Submitted by John Shelton on Fri, 04/25/2008 - 21:04.

Does this mean he's coming out with something new finally? I'd pretty much figured he'd retired from the rap game.

The best thing about Paul Barman is that he also writes puzzles for GAMES magazine and if you look at his lyrics closely he puts in all kinds of anagrams and acronyms and other nerdy word tricks in between all the perverted stuff about the Teri Garr's hairy scar.

My favorite song of his- "Mtv Get Off the Air, Part 2" with Princess Superstar which features the brilliant line "My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist."