Humongous, Wild, Orgasmo Devils of DVD

There are a few titles whose absence from DVD boggles my mind. If you are a long time collector there is no doubt you’ve gone the off-region route a few times to secure a title that you simply couldn’t live without. Now if those titles happen to be cinema obscure like “Incesto Sacrale” or “Orgasmo Nero” living with an off region release and a moderately reliable, after-market modified all-region DVD player seems, well, somewhat reasonable. A little like accepting the spotty quality of 8mm stag loops in days of yore.

Opposing Views on Day Remake

PETE 8/10

Before watching ‘The Day the Earth Stood Still’ , I though that on a scale of 1-10, it was going to be a 5. That would match up with the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, wouldn’t it? Thankfully, I was wrong. It just goes to show that having low expectations is always a good strategy - if anything, you’re just pleasantly surprised.

Horror Headlines: Thursday December 18th, 2008

The Alamo Drafthouse makes an awesome retro poster for the original 1974 film "Black Christmas", because they're going to be screening the classic slasher on December 25th.

"Homecoming" is a thriller about a family who's vacationing in a remote island, only to return to find out that something has wiped out almost all of humanity. They soon realize that the survivors they've discovered pose a threat to them, and they must keep running until they return home. This will be directed by the writer of "The Orphanage", Sergio G. Sanchez.

Jason Standee being put in theaters to promote the "Friday the 13th" remake allows you to stick your head in a hole and take a picture with the killer... AWESOME. IDEA. The studio is also encouraging you to send in your snapped photos to them, which you can find out more info on at the link.

"Troll" remake director John Carl Bucheler wants you to use Youtube to audition for his new film. Ya, I'm sure this will end well.

In Real People News: 

So... apparently physicists now believe there is more evidence to possibly support Einstein's theory of "dark energy". I don't understand anything in that article. Does this mean that Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness" was right all along?

School is canceled today because of snow... in Las Vegas? Does this mark the return of dark lord Xenu or something? Good lord.

The town of Wilmington Ohio is about to have half of it's population laid off. If you're looking for the next big trainwreck reality show, this town might be the place to film it.

On this day in history: 

1916: Bloodiest and longest battle of World War I ends, with the French defeating Germans at the Battle of Verdun. There were over 1 million casualties, and the Verdun ossuary contains bones of 100,000 unidentified soldiers.

Who Are Those Sexy Guys?

We've officially been added as guests for Horror Hound Weekend, March 2009. Feast your eyes on the Bloody Good Horror Podcast crew above. Have you ever seen such levels of manly sexiness? Through some fancy photoshop work, the Horror Hound guys have also managed to make us look like Casey's our pimp... or as he likes to call it, "tard wrangler". Also of note, we're like 7 cells away from Corey Haim! I think that makes us almost washed up... right?

Horror Headlines: Wednesday December 17th, 2008

FearNET online is now streaming select episodes of the NBC series "Fear Itself". Right now, you can go and check out Stuart Gordon's "Eater", which if you ask me is by far the best the series had to offer.

Jim Caveizal's "Outlander" will finally get a limited release January 23rd, 2009. The film follows the shit that hits the fan after an alien crash lands on earth during the time of the vikings, accidentally bringing an extraterrestrial predator with him in the process. Sounds kick-ass to me my friends.

Clips from David Goyer's "Unborn", his PG-13 thriller starring Odette Yustman which gets released January 9th, 2009.

Well folks, in order to help out those horror fans going through hard times, Horror Hound has discounted weekend passes for their March convention. As listeners of our podcast know, the members of the Bloody Good Horror podcast will be attending the convention. If you click on the link, we've just been added as guests, so you can feast your eyes on our sexy asses near the bottom of the page.

In Real People News: 

Doctors remove tumor from newborn's head, find the beginning formations of two feet, a hand and a thigh. Excuse me while I vomit.

Man gets thrown up in the air at his retirement party, colleagues fail to catch him and he dies. Where's Alanis Morisette when you need her.

No officer, I didn't suffocate that prostitute with a plastic bag, I was merely holding it at head level, and she turned and walked into it. Then, you know, I held it shut until she stopped breathing. But it certainly wasn't intentional.

Anti-kidnapping expert... gets kidnapped. That's it for me folks, you've been a great crowd.

On this day in history: 

1997: An episode of the animated TV show Pokémon induces seizures in at least 685 Japanese children. The convulsive sequence contains the depiction of a "vaccine bomb," followed by the flashing red eyes of a rat monster. Of those afflicted, 200 remain hospitalized the next day.

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