Jason Crockett is your consummate southern gentleman. A hardliner for the old days, he invites his children and theirs to his secluded island estate every year for his birthday. Jason has made sure to build his mansion on this island far away from the annoying people on the mainland. His estate still has its fair share of annoyances though; mainly wildlife. Unable to stand the constant noise of the filthy creatures, Jason works hard at having the local wild life poisoned so that they leave him alone. Who wants that all that pesky nature anyways? Enter Pickett Smith.