Hollywood Chainsaw Trailer!

To go along with today's retro review for "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers", feast your eyes on the English trailer for the film. Warning, it's heavily NOT SAFE FOR WORK!


Episode 20 - "Shutter"

alt

The crew discuss the new release "Shutter". You have to try hard to be this mediocre.

Purchase this Back Episode $0.99

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (REVIEW)

Every time the weather starts to get warm again, I get this sudden insatiable appetite for trashy horror flicks. Who knows what it is. Perhaps it's because the summer and cheesy horror films both make me nostalgic for my childhood, or perhaps it's just that I want to see a whole lot of breasts. Either way, I garnered some mild enjoyment out of "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers", and let me tell you why.

Horror Headlines 3/24/08

Happy Monday everybody! I'm thrilled to report as our first story of the day, that the first trailer for Lions Gates' "Repo: A Genetic Opera" has been released! And it's... wow, just about as crazy as I had expected. I must say, it's pretty awesome to see Bill Moseley on stage with an actor like Paul Sorvino. Our little Otis has come so far! Repo is a Horror/Musical set in the near future where organ recipients are subject to repossession if they can not keep up with their payments.

Fango has posted a pretty big update on George Romero's next film "Deadtime Stories", an anthology film that sounds to be in the vein of "Creepshow". The film is scheduled to be completed this Spring. No word on if the fact that "Diary of the Dead" hasn't even cracked the $1 million mark at the box office will affect this film's distribution in any way.

Michael Bailye Smith, "Pluto" from the "Hills Have Eyes Remake", is reportedly in talks to star as "Jason" in Platinum Dunes upcoming remake of "Friday the 13th." While nothing is set in stone, he says in an interview recently that they are "very interested" in him for the role, and that the have had some talks with him regarding the subject. Also in casting news, Jared Paladecki, one half of the CW show "Supernatural", has been cast as an investigator who goes to Crystal Lake to find out more info on the legendary serial killer.

Lions Gate has delayed the release of the Clive Barker penned "Midnight Meat Train". No word as to why, but expect more details soon.

BD sat down recently with the two guys behind AskaNinja.com (who we told you last week are writing a remake to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes") to talk about their aspirations. The best part? They really want George Clooney to appear in some way, and they would love to cast Bruce Campbell. I guess for the moment I take back the bile I spewed regarding this story last week. Plus, George Clooney seems cool enough that he actually might do this. More details at the link if you're interested.

In Real People News: 

Just a little note for the next time you go swimming in Australia... if it looks like a log, it's probably a crocodile. The first clue is usually the eyes.

Pilot's gun discharged on a US Airways flight over the weekend. In related news, cleaning crews had to be called in to deal with 200 identical urine stains.

On this day in history: 

1989: Exxon tanker Valdez, piloted by a drunk captain, strikes a well-charted reef at Prince William sound, spilling 11 million gallons of crude oil.

Americanada the Beautiful (NIAGARA FALLS)

I just got home from Niagara Falls and what a fucking place. It's a place of romance, beer, antiquated consumerism, and of course, water. It's shocking how busy/ridiculous/decrepit the main strip is compared to how serene and beautiful the falls are. It's also shocking how everything in the area seems to be firmly stuck at least five years behind the rest of the world, like when Allison and I walked into an arcade and TATU's "All The Things She Said" was on loop and the first game we saw was the first Marvel vs.

Around the Web

Latest Reviews

Search

Around The Web