Box Office Boner - Horton Hears a Who

After months of listening to Jon blab about "THE BOX" on the Podcast, I've taken it upon myself to occasionally go out of my way to see at least one blockbuster a month and report back to the Bloody Good Horror nerd cave about whether or not it in fact deserves its accolades. Stay tuned for more!

Horton Hears a Who

Somewhat Relevant Thematic Tie-Ins:
Book Adaptations
Remakes
CGI

The Skinny:

The False Prophet ep of Tales From the Darkside

Since I live so close to where I work, and go home for lunch every day, I always end up catching random pieces of movies and old TV shows during the afternoons. Yesterday I saw the old 80's Tales from the Darkside episode titled "False Prophet", about a woman, a bus station, and a hilariously "futuristic" fortune telling machine.

Making the perfect Muxtape

No, that's not a typo, it does actually say Muxtape. If anything is stroking my nerd chub right now, it's this, hardcore. The concept is extremely simple. Pick a user name, upload up to 12 songs (that you have permission to use, of course), and share away!

It's "Sexy Dance" Time!

Oh the French, you and your shaky powers of translation. Apparently there was no French equivalent to "Step Up 2 Tha Streets". Of course, this title is also in English, which only serves to confuse the situation further.

The best part is, they couldn't have been more "on the nose" if they had tried. I can't wait for "Sexy Dance 3"!

(via Filmdrunk)

Sick Nurses (REVIEW)

You take seven hot Thai nurses, put them in an oddly deserted hospital where a girl-on-girl lingerie tickle-fight seems more likely to break out than the Norovirus, add in an incomprehensible plot involving body harvesting, vengeful ghosts, and a male-to-female transsexual and what do you have? A surprisingly decent little Asian exploitation film, it turns out.

Man-whore Dr. Tar has a harem of sexy nurses and a surefire money-making scheme.

Step 1: Obtain dead body

Step 2: Pack with dry ice in trunk of car

Step 3: ???????

Step 4: Profit!

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